Today in Chemistry, Cacky was at it again !
She said to Ali, "Yours is wonkey.... " and "How much is it dripping?"
Then she said to Josh + I, "How fast are we growing?" and later tells Josh, "Use the plunger"
Cacky certainly gets excited whilst reflux is going on! Also, we learnt today she watches Big Brother, and likes Kathreya.. ahh the magic of the cack-meister!
Wednesday 18 June 2008
Wednesday 28 May 2008
Welcome to Cacky Bird Face!
Welcome!
This blog is here to help keep track of the infamous Cacky Bird Face, on the run for numerous crimes.
Check back regularly for updates!
Any help on capturing said Bird Face would be appreciated!
This blog is here to help keep track of the infamous Cacky Bird Face, on the run for numerous crimes.
Check back regularly for updates!
Any help on capturing said Bird Face would be appreciated!
Cacky Update No. 1
Breaking news!
Cacky has been spotted! Flying in the Latvian skies, spectators claim she was singing a pirate song!
Any news on this mysterious happenstance would be appreciated!
Cacky has been spotted! Flying in the Latvian skies, spectators claim she was singing a pirate song!
Any news on this mysterious happenstance would be appreciated!
Cacky Experiences: Account No. 3
These are real life events of experiences people have had with Cacky.
Account No. 3
OMG. I had alone time with Cacky ! Like a whole 5 minutes or so yesterday morning. When I took down my stool from the wonky desk in Cacky's Room (AKA S8) the table jerked forward and Joshie's chair fell off and naturally a domino effect occured knowing of the chairs infront. The front chair landed on the paper storage zone lol and all exam papers in a cardboard box fell out ! Whilst Cacky picked them up, Woodchip restored the chairs, so there was no evidence left for the rest of the class of Cacky's early morning antics!
Cacky then got down on the floor infront of me, bird breasts on display as she leant forward to screw in the table leg stand so that it didn't wobble.
Then Cacky told me to get down too and extend the other leg. Naturally I did as I was told though I was was nervous in the presence of Cacky that instead of extending the leg stand, I shortened it ! So Cacky gave me a disapproving cack bird look (a DCBL) and said, "turn it the other way".
Frantically, I began spinning it round and round - trying not to catch the cacky bird stare in the eyes. It felt like forever, even though in reality it was only a minute or so.
Then, we "sat in silence" in Cacky's Sex Room until someone else came into the classroom. When Stephen entered, I was like "pheww" looked over to Cacky.. you could tell in her eye that she had it all planned!
- Mr W. Chip
Account No. 3
OMG. I had alone time with Cacky ! Like a whole 5 minutes or so yesterday morning. When I took down my stool from the wonky desk in Cacky's Room (AKA S8) the table jerked forward and Joshie's chair fell off and naturally a domino effect occured knowing of the chairs infront. The front chair landed on the paper storage zone lol and all exam papers in a cardboard box fell out ! Whilst Cacky picked them up, Woodchip restored the chairs, so there was no evidence left for the rest of the class of Cacky's early morning antics!
Cacky then got down on the floor infront of me, bird breasts on display as she leant forward to screw in the table leg stand so that it didn't wobble.
Then Cacky told me to get down too and extend the other leg. Naturally I did as I was told though I was was nervous in the presence of Cacky that instead of extending the leg stand, I shortened it ! So Cacky gave me a disapproving cack bird look (a DCBL) and said, "turn it the other way".
Frantically, I began spinning it round and round - trying not to catch the cacky bird stare in the eyes. It felt like forever, even though in reality it was only a minute or so.
Then, we "sat in silence" in Cacky's Sex Room until someone else came into the classroom. When Stephen entered, I was like "pheww" looked over to Cacky.. you could tell in her eye that she had it all planned!
- Mr W. Chip
Cacky Experiences: Account No. 2
These are real life events of experiences people have had with Cacky.
Account No. 2
I was upset about something, and Cacky came and consoled me. Cheered me up, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, we certainly had chemistry that day, mixed with exploration of biology.
- Mr M. Potters
Account No. 2
I was upset about something, and Cacky came and consoled me. Cheered me up, if you catch my drift.
Anyway, we certainly had chemistry that day, mixed with exploration of biology.
- Mr M. Potters
Cacky Experiences: Account No. 1
These are real life events of experiences people have had with Cacky.
Account No. 1
Oh...my...days!
What a sexperience!! Cacky is so strong! She ruffled my feathers, and I stroked hers. Recommended shagger A+
- Miss E. Intelligent
Account No. 1
Oh...my...days!
What a sexperience!! Cacky is so strong! She ruffled my feathers, and I stroked hers. Recommended shagger A+
- Miss E. Intelligent
Cacky Bird Face- Have you seen her?
This is an urgent request from the police:
CACKY BIRD FACE: WANTED
Wanted for crimes of poor teaching and sleeping with students (SWS), Cacky Bird Face is very dangerous and known to cause orgasmic sensations by the touch!
Last believed to be in Poland, Cacky Bird Face may've flown elsewhere and created a new nest, possibly in England.
Do not approach Cacky Bird Face if you see her- she is armed with a beak and very dangerous.
~ Police Inspector Essate
CACKY BIRD FACE: WANTED
Wanted for crimes of poor teaching and sleeping with students (SWS), Cacky Bird Face is very dangerous and known to cause orgasmic sensations by the touch!
Last believed to be in Poland, Cacky Bird Face may've flown elsewhere and created a new nest, possibly in England.
Do not approach Cacky Bird Face if you see her- she is armed with a beak and very dangerous.
~ Police Inspector Essate
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