Cacky Bird Face- Have you seen her?

This is an urgent request from the police:

CACKY BIRD FACE: WANTED

Wanted for crimes of poor teaching and sleeping with students (SWS), Cacky Bird Face is very dangerous and known to cause orgasmic sensations by the touch!

Last believed to be in Poland, Cacky Bird Face may've flown elsewhere and created a new nest, possibly in England.

Do not approach Cacky Bird Face if you see her- she is armed with a beak and very dangerous.

~ Police Inspector Essate