Cacky Experiences: Account No. 3

These are real life events of experiences people have had with Cacky.

Account No. 3
OMG. I had alone time with Cacky ! Like a whole 5 minutes or so yesterday morning. When I took down my stool from the wonky desk in Cacky's Room (AKA S8) the table jerked forward and Joshie's chair fell off and naturally a domino effect occured knowing of the chairs infront. The front chair landed on the paper storage zone lol and all exam papers in a cardboard box fell out ! Whilst Cacky picked them up, Woodchip restored the chairs, so there was no evidence left for the rest of the class of Cacky's early morning antics!
Cacky then got down on the floor infront of me, bird breasts on display as she leant forward to screw in the table leg stand so that it didn't wobble.
Then Cacky told me to get down too and extend the other leg. Naturally I did as I was told though I was was nervous in the presence of Cacky that instead of extending the leg stand, I shortened it ! So Cacky gave me a disapproving cack bird look (a DCBL) and said, "turn it the other way".
Frantically, I began spinning it round and round - trying not to catch the cacky bird stare in the eyes. It felt like forever, even though in reality it was only a minute or so.
Then, we "sat in silence" in Cacky's Sex Room until someone else came into the classroom. When Stephen entered, I was like "pheww" looked over to Cacky.. you could tell in her eye that she had it all planned!

- Mr W. Chip